Riding with the Real Stig in the Audi S1 Quattro rally car on ice

To men of a certain age, there will only ever be one Stig

Regardless of what the BBC says, the Real Stig can only be the man whose ludicrous commitment in front-drive, 1970s Saabs lead him to greater things.

The real Stig is a man whose left-foot braking skills on ice translated with such fluidity to in the nose-heavy Audi Quattro on all surfaces that he won the World Championship in his first season in the beast.